Unfortunate Design

My list of some of the worst Transformer's ever conceived.

Number 5- Insecticons- Kickback, Shrapnel, and Bombshell

I see where Waspinator got his uselessness

These guys are really useless you know. They are arguably comic relief or joke characters, there's not a single episode where they don't get blown up. Their dialogue is terrible too, I think of these clowns as the shittier version of Waspinator from the Beast Wars series... he might be a comic relief guy too, but at least hes funny. Their major selling point is that they eat everything, and anything. More of a nuisance than a real threat if you ask me, and they have the ability to multiply images of themselves infinitely.



4. Dirge, Thrust, and Ramjet

Cheap copies of the original jets, shame on you Hasbro-Tomy

The series started off with Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp as the Decepticons main flying force, but I think Tomy-Hasbro ran out of toy idea's and decided to make another set of planes. These guys are like the original jets, except shittier. Another idea the produces pulled out of their ass, and calling them the Coneheads didn't help their appeal either. I would take a Starscream over these fucks anyday.





3. Perceptor

Autobots, transform and roll- sorry

I've said this once, and I'll say it again. Perceptor is honestly one of the most stupid Autobots I've ever seen. I mean he turns into a microscope. What the shit is the point of that? From what I've seen every single one of the Autobots can zoom in one things with their eyes anyways, what good is he anyways? He doesn't even turn into a vehicle, so when Optimus calls for the Autobots to "Transform and roll out" What does Perceptor do? He Transforms into a fucking microscope and zooms in and focuses on something real small. Putting him on a show where the predominant theme is vehicles is not a good idea.



2. Wheelie

you go wrong way you fool i say- fuck you

I first saw this piece of shit in Transformers the movie from the 80's and thank fuck he's not a predominant character... His sole purpose is to annoy the shit outta everyone, with his rhyming, and high pitched voice, and just him being an asshole and shooting a rock at Grimlock's nose. No kid want's this piece of shit toy, unless he has down syndrome.


1. Dirtboss

beep beep beep

First off, his name is Dirtboss. Secondly going back to the theory that Decepticons are generally badass, as in turn to jets, and space ships and tanks etc etc... WTF a Forklift of all things? I can understand the Autobots having something like this, but you Deceptifucks really screwed up this time. While everyone's flying out to shoot purple laser beams, Dirtboss is gonna lift some heavy boxes aww yeaaa...