Nerd Rage and Rants: GundamSEED RAGE

So this random rant came up as a result of some haters hating on Gundam Wing, and how they think Gundam Seed is so much better, and nicer looking.

These guys are obviously a bunch of douche's. Lets break it down for you.

Gundam SEED is not the crazy world war space robot battling drama it looks like. Its a soap opera for 15 year old girls and girly Asian guys. I admit I thought it was pretty cool back in the day, but some things still bothered me. Number 1, I'd expect big butch guys to be the soldiers and pilot the robots. But no, both sides on this so called Space robot war drama series uses women, and pretty boys (for example, every fucking character on the show) to pilot the robots.

The story is about two sides, one that lives in space in some stupid ass satellites called the plants, and the regular Earth people. Some kid on a NEUTRAL COLONY comes across a heist, of the dudes from space going to jack some crazy ass GUNDAMS (giant war robots) PEW PEW. And some badboy 15 year old emo teenager decides to intervene and save the day. Then the rest of the show revolves around him and his friends being conscripted and fucking around with the ZAFT (the supposed bad guys) til they reach good old blue earth. On the way, he confronts his good friend whom is also a soldier on the other side. After discovering who they were, it became personal, and the crazy robot fights end. The next arc of the series is just the two skinny emotional teenagers yelling each others name for about 15 minutes. Then when he inadvertantly (pfffft) kills his friends (who are also soldiers btw). The blue haired douchebag (Athrun) cries for about 10 episodes about it. One of the turning points of the series is when he (Kira) cuts another one his buddies, Nicol in half with his giant beam sword, then for about 20 minutes of that episode, his dying words are something like, "I want my piano". Then the next bit is just a huge montage of him getting cut in half first, and then him crying about he doesnt want to fight, and how he loves peace, and how he wants to go home and masturbate to pictures of his fucking stupid piano. Sounds awesome already. It gets better, there is a little romance side plot, where the hot girl (who is absolutely useless otherwise) sexes with Kira so she can use him to kill all the badguys, funny? No? I tried. And another one when Athrun leaves his fiance to anal rape Kira. Well at least thats what it looked like to me. But it gets better, another character falls in love with the main guy Kira, until her "father" reveals that Kira is her twin brother... PROBLEM?

Anyways there are also two other ugly douches who are gay for each other. Yzak and Dearka (Bowl Cut and the dark guy), these two are absolutely homo for each other, more so than Kira X Athrun. On one of the later episodes, Yzak saves Dearka from being destroyed and (again) spend about 10 minutes screaming each others name. Probably one of the better bromances ever. Then the finale is Dearka ditching his busted gundam, then Yzak opening his cockpit (raugh) so they can spoon inside while they drift in space.

I expected something cool, a war time robot show. A little bit of drama is good here and there but seriously, this show has a huge dose of hormones in it that would make me bleed out of my penis.

Anyways the series ends with an epic battle most of the good guys live etc etc both sides sign a ceasefire everyones happy tralala THE END and all the characters below are either dead or crying at the end.

Kira, giant douchebag, the series is basically him crying all the time.

Athrun, just as big of douche, thinks hes a badass cuz he drives a gundam, cries just as much as Kira, cuz Kira doesn't love him back

Cagalli, Kira's main squeeze til she finds out he's her twin brother.

Flay, a massive hoe. Ruvs Kira rong time

Lacus, got ditched by Athrun. Kira's rebound after Flay stops her booty calls, and finding out Cagalli (whom Kira had the hots for) is actually his sister