1. Bruce Bowen 6'7 200 lbs
2.01 m, wow I didn't know they stacked shit that high. He is a piece of shit and he doesnt belong in the league at all. He came out of some shitty Jr College and he was undrafted but somehow made it into the league after a couple years of bullshit, I'm not quite clear because no one cares about this douche. Now what really bothers me is how he is heralded by some as a great defensive player. Defense my chinese ass, this guy is probably the dirtiest player the league has ever seen, he sucking fucks, he fucking sucks, he couldn't defend a 15 year old without kicking him in the face. His technique of undercutting and trying to trip players on the drive is so obvious, that no real player on the floor can take him seriously. He has injured the likes of Steve Nash, Vince Carter, Steve Francis, Jamal Crawford and Allen Iverson. I don't know why he was even in the league but to the San Antonio Spurs, shame on you, and to Greg Popovich, shame on you for playing such a shitty player.
2. Paul Pierce 6'7 235 lbs
The stats don't mean too much to me, but this guy is one of the most overrated players this league has ever seen, not like Joe Johnson with his grossly overpaid salary overrated, but overrated as an athlete in general. This was one of the better small forwards in the eastern conference for a time (only because there were no real good small forwards until Lebron James was drafted) but after watching this guy these past few years, theres really nothing special about him, besides him playing dirty. All these years he's denied Lebron, and weaseled Boston (an overrated team mind you) into the eastern play off scene. Besides shooting 3's and playing dirty (faking injuries, faking fouls, committing clear path fouls with no calls etc etc etc) he really has nothing going for him.
3. Stephen Jackson 6'8 215 lbs
Captain Jack? More like Captain my asshole. This guy is another one of the most overrated player, he's like Paul Pierce but shittier (who is like Lebron, but shittier). He is a punk ass stupid fuck, he is mediocre at best in terms of defense. He is okay on the offensive end, but only against some shitty bench small forward. Against real guards like Kobe or bigger forwards like Josh Smith or Lebron, he's got absolutely no game. The one time Charlotte made the playoffs recently against the Orlando Magic, he had the nerve to pick a fight with Vince Carter, he was mad because all the players on that team will have better careers than he ever will have. He left Golden State after QQing about his injury. What a joke.
4. Dirk Nowitzki 7'0 245 lbs
I was wrong about the highest stack of shit, now we have a 7 foot stack of shit. This guy sucks monkey dicks. He's not a power forward, he is one big shooter, thats all he's good for. Him and his shitty owner Mark Cuban think they have such a great team, but in reality, they are worse than the Celtics, they play "physical" (i.e dirty) and just have Dirt Nowitzki shoot, because thats all he's good for. Let him post up? He sucks. Let him drive? He sucks. Rebound, blocks, defense? Fucking non existant. People say this guy is "hardworking" he works as hard as my asshole, he should do the NBA a favor and go back to Europe.
5. Darko Milicic 7'0 275 lbs
I know what people are saying, how he is improving, how he should have gotten lots of playing time etc etc etc. It is true he has had resurgent performances, and his numbers and stats are not that bad anymore. But the fact still comes to this, his numbers are mediocre, maybe good enough to be a starter, but still mediocre. What really kills it, is the fact that he was selected number 2, in the 2003 draft. Yes arguably the best draft in the last decade. He was selected 2nd overall among the likes of Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade. Draft bust much? Joe Dumars really fucked that up, he could have had Anthony, Bosh or Wade instead, all of whom had major rookie seasons and average well around 25 points per game. Darko averages 6.1 ppg, enough said.
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